Archive for June, 2009

Are the Obama Meet and Greets working?

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Obama had Billary tell the North Koreans to stop with their nuclear program and now the little zipper-heads are threatening to fire a few off. He went to Egypt a couple of weeks ago and now Iran is rioting. I don’t think the meet and greet works. The only thing they need to understand is what it feels like to have a bomb dropped on their heads. If you don’t believe me, ask Iraq……

Obama raising taxes!

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Obama was finally honest for the first time, when he announced a few days ago that a tax increase would be required in order to run his socialistic, voo-doo, State-run medicine program. Hey, I didn’t vote for the guy!

Chastity Bono

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

All of my readers know how much I love our scum of the Earth celebrities, but what happened to Chastity? She’s changing her name to Chaz and is having the surgery to turn her into a man. Chaz- If you’re reading this, you don’t need the surgery, because you look manlier than a lumberjack. Good grief. I just hope your type stay in California where you belong! Also, if she’s a lesbian as she claims, why is she having surgery? Did California already pass their marijuana laws?

Corporate Greediness

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

I’m almost done with my 3rd book, and after exhausting research, I found out why each corporation went bankrupt. They went bankrupt due to greed. I can talk about credit default swaps, hedge funds, bonds, etc, but it doesn’t matter for two reasons: Every company that took money from the bailout plan was greedy, yet most importantly; according to each CEO, they did nothing wrong. Well, if they didn’t do anything wrong, why do they need money? We never should have bailed them out, and the logic behind it is in the book.

David Carradine

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

“Hey grasshopper! If you can tie the ropes around my genitals”….Wow, what away to go out, huh? He couldn’t have committed suicide, because his wrists were tied together! If that’s true, how did he get the ropes around his neck and do-dads too! There was somebody else involved, but do you think a $1.00 per day chambermaid in Bangkok is going to testify? We all have fun behind closed doors, but Mr. Kung FU brought this to a whole new level! :)

FDA and Cigarettes

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Congress (Democratically controlled) is thinking about allowing the FDA to control and oversee the chemicals, advertising and marketing of tobacco products. This is socialism at its finest. I don’t care if you smoke or not, because what other products is Big Brother going to give the Feds to control? If this doesn’t scare you, then you’re a moron; plain and simple.

The obama’s in France!

Friday, June 5th, 2009

I wonder how well the Obama’s will do with their meeting with the Hungarian born French leader, Sarkozy. I just hope Obama doesn’t give him the 2nd set of DVD’s that were intended for the UK Prime Minister, but were inadvertently left behind. Oh well, who really cares about the hairiest country on the planet?

Sotomayor Appointment

Monday, June 1st, 2009

I believe in diversity, but what’s next; a stuttering Chinese as our White House spokesperson? Sotomayor is another inept liberal, but there is one good thing that could come out of her appointment, if she gets the job. Cinco De Mayo will become a US holiday……Kaboom! LOL

Increasing Taxes!

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Obmama is on the move! First it’s cigarettes and now the flood-gates have opened! So, the people who tell me, “I don’t care if cigarettes went up, because I don’t smoke” are really in trouble. I heard he’s jacking up the prices on anything that 25% of the public uses or consumes. Kool-aid, Churches Chicken, bus-riders, etc. are all going to be paying more taxes. Oh, what do you think about his going “green” initiative in DC? He already got caught lying! He claims he created 150,000 jobs, but that is a lie too. Looks like we have another Clinton on our hands.

Democrats Unite!

Monday, June 1st, 2009

I doubt if there are too many smart democrats, because they didn’t think of the following scenarios: If Obama dies, then we’re stuck with the gaff-making machine, Biden. If Biden dies, then Nanci Polosi becomes VP. If she dies, then we’re stuck with Sen. Byrd from WV, who is 92 years old. If he dies, then we’re stuck with Billary as the VP. I would love to hear any debates from my liberal friends if they think they made the right decision now……It’s kind of like having the four stooges. By the way, Polosi and Byrd had their jobs, so don’t tell me you didn’t know…..