Archive for May, 2009

War money for Afghanistan

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

Obama requested $85 billion for additional funds to support our troops in Afghanistan. Congress did not want to pass it a few weeks ago, but just recently they gave him $97 billion. I think this happened when Barney Frank mistook Afghanistan for ass-man. When he thought he heard ass-man, he paved the way for congress to approve it! Thank God for Barney Frank!

Ryan O’Neal & Farrah Fawcett

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

I’ll be glad when this story is over. Farrah helped to raise one of the dumbest sons on the planet. (Redmond) She was a half-baked actress who never married Ryan, who was even more disgusting in his acting prowess. Our nation is treating them as though they are the King and Queen of the US! We love to make fun of the living, but if somebody’s dying, are we really supposed to idolize them? Farrah has cancer, she didn’t cure it!

Nancy Polosi

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

This woman, despite her masculine features, is the bane of this government. She lied about the fact she knew of our water-boarding techniques to gain information from the terrorists. She is hell-bent that nobody should be tortured, but she knew about it! She is a liar and as long as our troops continue to get tortured, then the same rules should apply. I say we put Ms Nancy in our next bombing zone.

Manny Ramirez

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

Manny Ramirez, who plays for the Los Angeles Dodgers, received a 50-day suspension for breaking major league baseball’s drug testing. Is anybody shocked over this? There is not a professional team in any sport, where someone is not taking steroids. If we had a professional lawn-dart league, somebody would be on steroids. Why do people continue to watch or pay to see these overpaid morons play is a mystery to me.

David Ogden Stiers

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

The man who played Major Charles Winchester on TV’s M*A*S*H finally revealed he was gay. He recently told Gossip-Boy.com that he was proud to be gay. Well, my little man-hole inspector friend, if you were so proud; why didn’t you announce it years ago? Besides, how many men are going to be attracted to a balding 66-year-old, besides other balding 66-year-old back-stabbers? LOL

California?

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

What is going on in California? They appear to be in a race to proclaim themselves as the most liberal state! Golden, Co and Portland Oregon are in a close second, but if California votes to legalize marijuana; they win hands-down. Who wants to see a bunch of gay people stoned? I would imagine it would look like one big Special Olympics event…..

Nixon-Frost Interviews

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Everybody should see this movie! It is available on DVD or most cable companies carry it, if they have video on demand services. President Nixon was one of our best presidents, despite his naysayers. His naysayers at the time were anti-war zealots. These were mostly the 20-30 year-old crowd. They despised him because of Vietnam, so naturally they wanted him impeached. However, this same group of people, who are now in their late fifties and early sixties think what Clinton did was okay. My, has times changed…….for the worse I might add……

Poor little Chihuahua

Monday, May 4th, 2009

If I hear about one more Chihuahua named Tinker Bell, I’m going to snap like a limb from one of the Olsen Twins. Regardless, one of these ankle-biters was picked up by a 70 mile an hour gust a wind and carried one mile! Unfortunately, it survived. Funny, but true story.

After 100 days in office!

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Ok, so our newly elected Commander in Chief rid one of our merchant ships from a motley crew of pirates. Besides that and jacking up the price of cigarettes, what has he solely been responsible for…in the terms of positive things? Don’t forget, every recession rebounds, so he can’t take credit for the markets rebounding. The markets rebounding, is two-fold: 1)They were already at rock-bottom prices and 2) He got people to reinvest in Freddy Mac and Ginny Mae to refinance their homes! These were the same two institutions that caused us to wreck! Therefore, what has he done? His own party doesn’t even like him!

Arlen Specter

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Arlen Specter revealed his true colors last week. Those colors are whatever the new socialist regime is wearing, but the colors lack in red, white and blue. Does he have Alzheimer’s disease? In hindsight, I think he found his true party. He was tough on crime and National Security, but was in favor of abortions and illegal aliens. So, his rationale was in question throughout his tenure. I wonder if he goes both ways in his private life??