Kenny Chesney recently stated he’s not gay. Well, if you have to run to a microphone to state your sexual preference, then there’s an issue. Remember, Renee Zelwigger divorced him citing fraud as the cause. So, he either has no penis, or he’s gay! I think it’s the latter, because how many straight men wear t-shirts with no sleeves and Pooka shells!
Archive for February, 2009
Kenny Chesney
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009India
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009The country’s court system is almost as corrupt as ours, but our backlog is less. The courts are behind schedule by 486 years! Does that mean if you commit a crime, the poor sap has to sit in jail for 486 years before they get a chance to plea their case? Ah, who cares about them twerps anyhow…….They never made it over the Stone Age hurdle…..
Restaurant rudeness
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009I am sick and tired of listening to people read a menu for about a 1/2 an hour and then ask the waitress if they can have something that’s not on the menu! Are these people retarded? I hear it all the time. Moreover, what about the jerks who yammer on their cellphones while you’re trying to have a romantic dinner over candlelight? After the fight, you’re no longer in the mood.
Ted Kennedy
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009Ted has missed 6% of the votes in the senate or roughly 500 times. He’s in Florida basking in the sunshine, because it’s too cold in D.C. Although he has written 1,200 pieces of legislation, only 24 were approved. Why are we paying this man? Get his fat carcass off the beaches in Florida and ship him somewhere else. This man is a political disaster who is doing absolutely nothing!
Ashley Judd
Monday, February 9th, 2009Has Ashely Judd lost what’s left of her pea-sized brain? She is hunting Sarah Palin, like Sarah hunts for bears. It is a law in every state to hunt animals. In fact, at the rate this economy is crumbling, we will all have to hunt for our food again. So somebody needs to tell that pasty-white pile of garbage to leave my Sarah alone….oh, I guess I just did….If she doesn’t like the fact that Sarah Palin hunts, then she can leave the country or shut-up!
Michael Phelps
Monday, February 9th, 2009Michael Phelps actually chose his title as a role model for kids. The media did not bestow it upon him; he chose it! His diatribe to the media blaming his age for his actions mirrored his 2004 DUI speech. I applaud Kellogs for dropping him like a hot rock. Didn’t Michael Jackson like kids too……hhmm…..