Don’t you hate buzz kills? I’m talking about these cretin pinheads who have made this an art form! It doesn’t matter where you go, what you do, or what you say, there’s always some righteous and arrogant ass, who feels it’s their noble endeavor to ruin your day. They don’t necessarily mean to, it’s just that they’re socially inept fuc*-tards! They feel it’s their obligatory duty to simply ruin your “moment.” You can spot one a mile away, because if it’s a girl, they wear turtle-necks and if it’s a guy, they wear cardigan sweaters. Neither one has been laid, so maybe that’s the reason. idk
This wasn’t your typical celebrity malfunction, this was an utter disaster from the beginning. Demi must have been blinded by the Kabbalah water that she gulps down like a frat-boy does beer on a Friday night. Did Ashton leave a note on the kitchen counter that read, “Hey Mom, thanks for the sex, but I’m going to move out on my own?” What was she thinking? Or, better yet; what was he thinking? Did he think that ass was going to stay tight like a snare drum until he reached 45? Oh, FFS….just another Hollywood divorce, and it couldn’t happen to a more deserving couple! Ta-ta
I think these “Hollywood Restorations” have gone to far! When are people going to start calling these dim-witted overpaid underachievers on the carpet? Kenny Rogers now looks Asian, and Joan Rivers has looked like a marionette for a long time! Remember Paul Winchell with Jerry Mahoney? She looks like a damn puppet! You don’t know if she’s happy or pissed; it’s always the same look! Who’s the broad that married Antonio Banderas? Oh yeah, Melony Griffith…She looks like an experiment blew up on her face! Why can’t these tards age gracefully? Just askin!
Have you ever encountered one of those street slugs–you know the kind. The kind that wear signs around their necks that say, “Will work for food”….Last week, I saw this cripple sitting in a wheelchair in the median of a busy intersection. My thought was how did this guy get his wheelchair across three lanes of traffic and then get his wheelchair nestled nice and cozy onto this curbed median? He was either really talented, or he was faking it. I saw the same guy a few days ago. As my car approached the intersection, I had to stop. Lo and behold, I’m was idling right next to this cretin. I lowered my window all the way down and deliberately tossed my cigarette into his direction. He jumped out of the wheelchair in an instant and began to flip me off. I told this ass-clown that if I have to get out of my truck, he’ll be in the chair alright…I hate scam-artists, because there are truly needy people. Yet, those people wouldn’t beg, because they’re too busy working….just sayin!
A few days ago, an individual killed himself by walking out to sea in the cold waters of the San Francisco Bay. A fire rescue team watched helplessly, because they would be breaking department policy if they attempted to rescue him in the 55-degree water. The state didn’t fund enough money for the fire department to do water rescues, which means they had no wetsuits, or water tanks.
I don’t know about you folks, but I’d much rather have somebody in office who stood tall and said, “We are not cutting life saving apparatus from any department’s budget. However, if need be, we may have to cut down on the amount taxpayers money we spend for signs in Spanish, free needles, free condoms, and the Hollywood Christmas Parade.” California isn’t broke, it’s broken!
Anytime I listen to somebody’s theory, I start cringing, because everybody has a theory. But, I like theories based on educated guesses, as the word connotes, as opposed to rambling and pure conjecture. Conspiracy theorists always start their rambling tirades with the words, “The Government.” Well, let’s look at who’s running the show. Nixon had to resign due to the ordering of the break-in at Watergate. Sen. John McCain couldn’t recall how many houses he owned, Clinton left some man-juice on a blue dress and Chenny shot his friend in the face!! I can name Elliott, Rangles, Spitzer as just a few who got caught humping whores and tax evasion! Do you really think our “Government” can hide aliens in Roswell, or even fly fake planes in the twin towers that Charlie Sheen believes? Do you really think the three stooges can make up a story that Bin Laden was killed and cover it up? If the hole in the ozone theory didn’t work, they just shoot for another one……
Charlie Sheen proved he’s one of the dumbest critters on the planet! You think a fly is stupid? At least they serve a purpose and know when to avoid that omnipresent fly-swatter. Yet,with all due respect to the self proclaimed man-about-town, the people that paid to see him move his lips are dumber! That sucking sound you heard in Detroit was caused by the 5,000+ idiots walking into the Fox Theater. People that pay $75.00 to watch him spew his personal issues are the same types of people that think Kirstie Alley has a chance of winning on DWTS! A lumberjack couldn’t hoist Kirstie off the ground…..Take one good look at the Sheen Clan and you can see where Charlie can blame most of his problems on genetics. Daddy Martin isn’t going to win a Pulitzer Prize anytime soon. He’s lucky if he could win a teddy-bear at a local carnival.
I’m just going to sit-back, and collect on a bet I made with a friend. I laid 10-1 that Charlie wouldn’t brush his rotten teeth for 10 days and I don’t see how my friend can argue…..
It figures the word “mental” would be contained within the word environmentalists. These nut-jobs have us over a barrel…..of oil! We can’t drill and we can’t chop down trees. One year it’s the spotted owl and the next year it’s something else. If the Sierra Club stayed in the Sierras, we wouldn’t have to listen to those pontificating windbags! When Ralph Nader dies, are they going to recycle him in to plastic, or let him turn into natural fertilizer?
Are we really going to let two Eskimos with a total of six teeth who club baby seals going to stop the US from drilling for oil in Alaska? The answer is a resounding yes! Oh well, just like PETA, they serve a purpose. I just can’t figure it out…..I just wish they would go away like the mosquito, or any other useless creature; just sayin!
Mariah’s high notes makes my dogs ears bleed and Beyonce’s weave is to be desired. But, how greedy can these two become? In 2008, Mari-uh performed in front of one of Moammar Kadafi’s sons for a reported $1MM. She knew who he was……She knew he was the son of a dictator that we tried to kill under Reagan’s watch. Jon Bonjovi, Lindsay Lohan and some other US trash were at the same party. Beyonce just performed for Moammar’s other son, Hannibal for $2MM! These two broads aren’t worth a cup of coffee in my opinion, and performing for killers merely proves it…….Oh Lord, we still have Justin Beiber!
